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ENGLISH IS DIFFICULT !!!

BUCHAREST (ROMANIA) HOTEL:
The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

BELGRADE (YUGOSLAVIA) ELEVATOR:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing
floor. Driving then going alphabetically by national order.

PARIS HOTEL ELEVATOR:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

ATHENS (GREECE) HOTEL:
Visitors are expected to complain at
the office between the hours of 9 and 11  a.m. daily.

YUGOSLAVIAN HOTEL:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure
is the job of the chambermaid.

JAPANESE HOTEL:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

MOSCOW HOTEL:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where
Famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried
daily except Thursday.

SWISS MENU:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

POLISH MENU:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup
with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger;
roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up
in the country people's fashion.

BANGKOK DRY CLEANERS:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

PARIS DRESS SHOP:
Dresses for street walking.

RHODES (GREECE) TAILOR SHOP:
Order your summers suit.
Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

SOVIET NEWSPAPER:
There will be a Moscow exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet
Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past
two years.

GERMAN CAMPING SITE:
It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site
that people of different sex, for instance, men and women,
live together in one tent unless they are married with each other
for that purpose.

HONG KONG AD:
Teeth extracted by the lastest methodists.

ROME LAUNDRY:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
Afternoon having a good time.

CZECH TOURIST AGENCY:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no
miscarriages.

COPENHAGEN (DENMARK) AIRLINE:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

MOSCOW HOTEL:
If this is your first visit to the U.S.S.R., you are welcome to it.

NORWEGIAN LOUNGE:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

BUDAPEST (HUNGARY) ZOO:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty.

ROMAN DOCTOR:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

ACAPULCO HOTEL:
The manager has personally passed
all the water served here.

TOKYO CAR RENTAL FIRM:
When passender of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your
passage
then tootle him with vigor.

ROME LAUNDRY:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
Afternoon having a good time.

I like this one!:20000

哈哈哈哈，原来世界各地的英文翻译都是一样一样的乱七八糟啊~~~~~~

[quote]原帖由 [i]Tom[/i] 于 5/8/2008 10:21 发表 [url=http://bbs.dunnese.org/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=44282&ptid=3907][img]http://bbs.dunnese.org/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
ROME LAUNDRY:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
Afternoon having a good time.

I like this one!:20000 [/quote]

日式的英文很符合日本特色啊！

ls经典到不行！